This toilet looks like Shitler (thanks Stacey!)
This unmade bedding looks like Hitler (thanks Chaz!)
This baseball player looks like Hitler (thanks Tony!)
This cat looks like Hitler (thanks James!)
This viola looks like Hitler (thanks Angela!)
Oliver the dog looks like Hitler (thanks Rachel!)
This dumpster looks like Hitler (thanks Tyson!)
This house - located somewhere between Poipet and Siem Reap in Cambodia - looks like Hitler peeping out of his bunker (thanks John!)
This mug looks like Hitler (thanks Andy D!)
This box logo looks like Hitler (thanks Simon!)
As Easter arrives, our thoughts turn to, well, chocolate eggs the size of an ostrich’s, filled with yet more chocolate, mostly. But of course, Easter is actually about more serious things. Like really long, old films.
And of course the crucifixion and resurrection of the saviour of man. The events leading up to, and the bloody aftermath of, being the subject of my (co-authored) debut novel.I Know What You Did Last Supper is a mash up … except it isn’t. Not really. Don’t get me wrong; the concept is clearly a mash up: The story of Judas meets nineties slasher flick. But this isn’t what happened on the silver screen – or in the Bible. In fact, it’s what didn’t happen in the Bible.
Which is to say that the Biblical story of Judas is pretty sketchy. There’s a hell of a lot of detail skipped, numerous points open to interpretation – a lot of holes in it. Holes that the introduction of a shadowy murderous stalker fills in quite miraculously, if you’ll pardon the turn of phrase.
So yes, I Know What You Did Last Supper is a mash up on the surface, but at heart it’s a fresh and original story that happens to fill in a lot of Biblical blanks. You could even say this is what really happened to Judas. It’s possible. I wouldn’t actually claim that, of course, but… It all fits, in theory. I promise you that.
And I promise you some cracking Easter revelations if you pick up the page-turner of a blood-soaked thriller novel this weekend.
The book’s publisher is giving away five copies in a competition and you can enter here.
Higgins looks like Hitler (thanks Peter Piper!)
Doug Heffernan from King of Queens (Season 8, Episode 12) looks like Hitler (thanks Tom!)